John Michael Green born August 24, 1977 was announced dead early this morning after his body was discovered by his publisher in his beach side Miami mansion. The much beloved young adult author was found to have asphyxiated on a pair of cocaine laced pantyhose sometime between 2:20 and 3:00 AM, an act popularized by Miami hip hop artist Flo Rida that is known colloquially as "panty party" nearly claimed John’s life previously in June of 2013.
He is survived by his wife and 2 children, not to mention the millions of hearts that he touched so profoundly in is short but universally acclaimed career.
roflmao! some people on this website are so starved for attention lmao my god……go out into the real world and do something with yourselves….